31 7 / 2014

landorus:

i hate ppl who scrape food off their forks with their teeth and it makes that annoying ass sound

31 7 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

preservedcucumbers:

shrineheart:

mama-bird:

youarenotyou:

wearedevo:

“So a friend of my girlfriend made a cake for her daughters birthday party. One of the kids started crying because it was so ugly.”

oh.my.god.

are those dentures

They look like gummy teeth candies. And I might have gif’d this cake…

Do not anger it.
The cake god.

YOU ARE ENRAGING THE GOD OF CAKES.

I will delete this later as it is non-art but this really needs to be on my main blog for all of my followers to see because I can’t look at this without bursting into hysterical laughter

preservedcucumbers:

shrineheart:

mama-bird:

youarenotyou:

wearedevo:

So a friend of my girlfriend made a cake for her daughters birthday party. One of the kids started crying because it was so ugly.

oh.my.god.

are those dentures

They look like gummy teeth candies. And I might have gif’d this cake…

Do not anger it.

The cake god.

YOU ARE ENRAGING THE GOD OF CAKES.

I will delete this later as it is non-art but this really needs to be on my main blog for all of my followers to see because I can’t look at this without bursting into hysterical laughter

(via hamishthehobbit)

31 7 / 2014

mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via satanicpenisgongetyou)

31 7 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

(via satanicpenisgongetyou)

31 7 / 2014

gnumblr:

CH-CH-CH-CHIA

gnumblr:

CH-CH-CH-CHIA

(via 18calum)

31 7 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

jurnbo:

people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here

(Source: jurnbo-deactivated-7-15-2014, via satanicpenisgongetyou)